Tbh the worst part of this website is queue puns
(via speaksof-hope-trust-love)timbaland presents shock value
i get so offended when people dont like my favorite characters
i get even more offended when people think they love them more than me
(via finefox)いいよ いいよ いいよ いいよ いいよ
Two peas in a pod.
(via a-decorated-emergency)Tinderella Chronicles
but its important
IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND
I couldn’t help it. Phrases make the best song titles.
(Also 100% shipping Tulip with Cactus. I don’t even know why, I must.)
(via timelordsdarkelf)farewell powdery paradise
do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
“We are here to serve & protect”
serve and protect what
This makes me sick.
I think its time we have a revolution. This country is two sided. There are the people who are barely getting by, being beaten and screwed by the government. Then there are the rich who use their money for wrong doing. The users of their power for self gain and trying to still drill in our heads that there is an elite race. When will they learn that the key to humanity’s survival is our ability to be united to use our kindness to further our nation. We will prosper in peace and burn to ashes with war.
(via ass-hat-douche-canoe)Screwed Up
The first bionic hand that allows an amputee to feel what they are touching will be transplanted later this year in a pioneering operation that could introduce a new generation of artificial limbs with sensory perception.
The patient is an unnamed man in his 20s living in Rome who lost the lower part of his arm following an accident, said Silvestro Micera of the Ecole Polytechnique Federale de Lausanne in Switzerland.
The wiring of his new bionic hand will be connected to the patient’s nervous system with the hope that the man will be able to control the movements of the hand as well as receiving touch signals from the hand’s skin sensors.
Dr Micera said that the hand will be attached directly to the patient’s nervous system via electrodes clipped onto two of the arm’s main nerves, the median and the ulnar nerves.
This should allow the man to control the hand by his thoughts, as well as receiving sensory signals to his brain from the hand’s sensors. It will effectively provide a fast, bidirectional flow of information between the man’s nervous system and the prosthetic hand.
“This is real progress, real hope for amputees. It will be the first prosthetic that will provide real-time sensory feedback for grasping,” Dr Micera said.
“It is clear that the more sensory feeling an amputee has, the more likely you will get full acceptance of that limb,” he told the American Association for the Advancement of Science meeting in Boston.
“We could be on the cusp of providing new and more effective clinical solutions to amputees in the next year,” he said.
DO YOU PEOPLE EVEN REALIZE HOW AWESOME THIS IS???
TO DO THIS MEANS WE CAN FINALLY STITCH AXONS (LONG PART OF NEURON OR NERVE CELL THAT TRANSPORTS SIGNALS FROM JUNCTIONS BACK TO THE BRAIN) BACK TOGETHER
DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW IMPOSSIBLE THAT WAS? TO ALIGN THE DAMAGED AXONS BACK TOGETHER WAS IMPOSSIBLE
WITH THIS BREAK THROUGH YOU COULD EVENTUALLY WORK UP TO GIVING THE ABILITY TO WALK AND MOVE AGAIN TO THOSE WHO CUT THEIR SPINAL CORD IN AN ACCIDENT THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
THIS. IS. AMAZING.
feelin all the feels
you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink
Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.
My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”
I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then
yeah wow that’s spot on perfect
when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif
I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR. FUCKING DONE. BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN IT FOREVER AND NEVER EVER COME OUT.
(via devin-distortion)3rd time's a charm