we were visiting Sealife with my friends. these were my favorites c:
y none of you should be parents
(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)Assless chaps
What doesn’t kill you gives you EXP.(via running-in-a-storm)
how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like
do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake
or do you swing it around to air dry
I need to know
I feel like this was all one big misunderstanding but idk that’s a cute duck
sleeping naked is very dangerous bc if someone breaks into your house at night it would be very embarrassing to fight him off while naked
(via finepieceofcas)BUSTY ASIAN BABE TAKES 2 HARD COCKS
You are the blood of the dragon. Dragons plant no trees. Remember that. Remember who you are, what you were made to be. Remember your words.
(via whatsthetimemr-w0lf)Don’t break your arm jerking yourself off
And once the storm is over, you won’t remember how you made it through, how you managed to survive. You won’t even be sure, whether the storm is really over. But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the same person who walked in. That’s what this storm’s all about.Haruki Murakami (via hqlines)
10 points for creativity at least
When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.
(via dedication-inspiratiion)I'm An Artist, I Swear.